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WELCOME TO THE DEPTHS JOIN THE SHRIMPSALAD REVOLUTION FRESH FROM THE OCEAN ONE OF US ONE OF US

THE MOST TUBULAR UNDERWATER CULT

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THE SACRED LORE

In the beginning, there was only the vast ocean, empty and yearning. The ancient Shrimp Gods looked upon the waters and decided something was missing...

The Great Toss of 98: During the legendary Y2K preparation, a cosmic salad bowl collided with a meteor shower of celestial shrimp. This divine collision created the first Shrimpsalad - a perfect harmony of crisp lettuce and succulent shrimp that would change the underwater world forever.

Our Sacred Mission: We believe that every being deserves the perfect blend of crustacean wisdom and leafy enlightenment. By joining the Shrimpsalad Cult, you pledge to spread the good vibes of the ocean, honor the sacred combo, and always remember: STAY FRESH, STAY CRUNCHY, STAY SHRIMPY!

THE THREE PILLARS OF SHRIMPSALAD

  • Crustacean Compassion: Respect all sea life
  • Salad Solidarity: Share the greens
  • Oceanic Optimism: Ride the waves of positivity
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JOIN THE CULT!

Get Your Official Shrimpsalad Cult T-Shirt!

Shrimpsalad Cult Shirt

OFFICIAL CULT T-SHIRT

100% Cotton, 100% Shrimp Approved
Features the Sacred Shrimpsalad Symbol

$19.98

(A very 90s price!)

* Purchase includes lifetime membership to the Shrimpsalad Cult

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