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THE MOST TUBULAR UNDERWATER CULT
{/* GIF Gallery Section */}In the beginning, there was only the vast ocean, empty and yearning. The ancient Shrimp Gods looked upon the waters and decided something was missing...
The Great Toss of 98: During the legendary Y2K preparation, a cosmic salad bowl collided with a meteor shower of celestial shrimp. This divine collision created the first Shrimpsalad - a perfect harmony of crisp lettuce and succulent shrimp that would change the underwater world forever.
Our Sacred Mission: We believe that every being deserves the perfect blend of crustacean wisdom and leafy enlightenment. By joining the Shrimpsalad Cult, you pledge to spread the good vibes of the ocean, honor the sacred combo, and always remember: STAY FRESH, STAY CRUNCHY, STAY SHRIMPY!
THE THREE PILLARS OF SHRIMPSALAD
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